Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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