Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
