i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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