Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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