you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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