Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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