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I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
My penis needs a shock collar
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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