i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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