are you still at the devil's house?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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