about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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