On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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