oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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