Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
