I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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