btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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