shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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