when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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