? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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