Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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