Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I CAN MOONWALK!
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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