shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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