I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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