what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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