I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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