Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I have aggressive nipples.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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