He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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