why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
This baby is an asshole
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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