I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
His nipple licking is glorious
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