You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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