whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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