The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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