why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
