Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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