He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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