and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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