I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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