he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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