I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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