You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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