saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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