i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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