i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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