I got chris browned last night
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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