I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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