if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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