Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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