im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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