vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
