Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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