the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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