i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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