i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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